ROFL...those are all great ones!!!!!!!!!!! Am I the only one that has noticed the little old lady with all the guns in her car and on her person looks mysteriously like Queen Victoria?????
ROFL...those are all great ones!!!!!!!!!!! Am I the only one that has noticed the little old lady with all the guns in her car and on her person looks mysteriously like Queen Victoria?????
WELL DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tey Queen Elizabeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your third picture is almost my exact philosophy....I just skip the first and second steps and go right to the shovel....saves time and energy.......LOL
ROFLMAO...................................... Love the Firemen on the ground....Peparoni, indeed!!! I went to a Christmas party one year thrown by some friends that were TPD. It was in the club house of a really nice apartment complex and there must have been 200 or more people there. I got a soda and stood around looking for any of the officers I knew...They had opened the door to the pool and the huge 2-story front doors to create a draft cuz it was so hot in the room....the pot was flowing and I got high just inhaling the smoke as it blew by...never did find my friends...LOL
That poop one is too funny. This morning I was having really bad stomach cramps. I had been sitting with the heating pad on for about an hour and I thought enough of this so I took a pain pill, pain was still there. Went to the bathroom went poop and it was gone. Didn't see the post until after, it made me laugh.
I dunno. I've eaten some pepporoni stuff several times now, while drunk and nothing ever happened to me. But it could be those "angels" who watch over me, LOL!
Mom an a friend and I took a walk one evening and I took my sister's Great Dane on a leather leash...we were ambling through the neighborhood just about sundown and chattering away when all the sudden the dog took off at a dead run...I had the hand loop over my wrist and had a hold of the leash itself...one second I'm walking along and talking and the next second I'm flying through the air and landed full out on my side...it felt like I'd been body slammed to the hard ground....she dislocated my shoulder but I popped it back in place and I laid there like a fish out of water....once I could sit up and breathe and then walk we nearly peed ourselves laughing all the way home...damn dog saw a cottontail rabbit.....
ROFLMAO.....especially at, well, all of them...but I particularly liked the comparison of the 3 presidents....but then again the old man in the rocker does kind of remind me of Piute.......poor thing......
Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:53 pm by clouddancer